The Kingdom of Mah

My partner shared a brief video with me today of a toddler bopping up and down to the tune of some Beyonce song. Said toddler had a silly face and was holding a corndog. My response to this was, "Babies are stupid".

Here we have "The Kingdom of Mah" -

A small kingdom inhabited solely by infants. The adult intelligence of these citizens tops at a traditional 3 year old. Given this limitation: the economy, entertainment, and government reflects as so -

Economy - Mostly tourism as foreigners enjoy gawking at how cute the citizens behave and get by.

Entertainment - The bourgeoisie flock to late night puppet shows while the lower class attend the bubble huts: small establishments where one can pay to blow bubbles in soapy tubs.

Government - The biggest / toughest female is seen as the ruler. Not only the queen, but cleric to the god Mah - The Mother.

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